Tonight's Debate

Kerry Howley [scroll down] on the “Town Hall”:

If there is one thing we Americans share, it is that we are not non-Americans. Thus, this is the perfect venue in which to hold non-Americans accountable for not putting America first.

Also:

Between them, the two candidates have 8 limbs on which to display decorative objects somehow connected to the mother of a soldier. Look for ankle bracelets.

Awesome. In other news, due to puzzling popular demand, I will honor democracy by liveblogging the evening’s proceedings.

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