Healy on the Cult

Great stuff by Gene in The Washington Examiner:

Obama “walks into a room and you want to follow him somewhere, anywhere,” George Clooney gushed to Charlie Rose.

“I’ll collect paper cups off the ground to make [Obama’s] pathway clear,” Halle Berry recently told the Philadelphia Daily News, “I’ll do whatever he says.” (Does Michelle know about this?)

Hollywood stars aren’t known for their political wisdom. More disturbing is how starstruck the mainstream media has become. Hardball host Chris Matthews isn’t the only one who gets a “thrill” up his leg at the very thought of our new president.

Last summer, San Francisco Chronicle columnist Mark Morford wrote that “Many spiritually advanced people I know … identify Obama as a Lightworker, that rare kind of attuned being who … can actually help usher in a new way of being on the planet.”

The Politico recently ran a 900-word article entitled “The Power of Obama’s Hand,” reverentially describing how the president “uses touch to control and console simultaneously,” laying hands on supporters and opponents alike.

And in February, author Judith Warner used her New York Times blog to confess that “The other night I dreamt of Barack Obama. He was taking a shower right when I needed to get into the bathroom to shave my legs.”

Instead of keeping that information to herself, Warner “launched an email inquiry,” which revealed that “many women—not too surprisingly—were dreaming about sex with the president.” Those of us who like to point out that the Emperor has no clothes now have to worry that when we do, we may give rise to a new round of lurid cougar fantasies.

Don’t worry, team players: Gene goes on to mock right-wingers’ equally grotesque G.W. Bush flightsuit fantasies. The general point is that people who care about freedom aren’t made humid by oft-televised public administrators.

15 thoughts on “Healy on the Cult”

  1. The Obama cult is quite scary.Thankfully enough people have seen zombie movies and know how to deal with these cretins.

  2. Why drag Bush into it? There was never a Bush cult like the Obama cult. I sure don't remember seeing W commemorative plates or coins sold on TV. Is there some liberaltarian moral equivalence requirement that comes into play when Obama is criticized?

  3. Well, the Bush cult was never as big as Obama's and contained few (if any) notable celebrities, but yeah Bush had a cult. Watch Jesus Camp for an example. Obama's cult is much worse, though. Bush's cult was crazy before Bush was president. A lot of the member's of Obama's cult were seemingly normal people before His Hopefulness became president.

  4. I never really lost sleep at night over this until I saw celebrities pledge (via Myspace) to /serve/ Obama.

  5. When properly qualified, I think this complaint comes down to the complaint that people with no life invest way too much hope in the president (whether Bush or Obama).The people with no life are visible, they are easy targets, but are they common enough to care about? If you pick a random person on the street, is that person likely to have childlike, all-conquering hope in the power of the chief executive to vanquish our problems?Put differently, is your complaint any different from the old Daily Show technique of picking some weirdo from Idaho and making them look weird? It's aggregate statistics we are interested in, not the existence of pathetic individuals, which is true with probability=1.

  6. Of course there was a Bush cult, and some of the same people (Sullivan, Matthews) were part of it. How soon we fucking forget.

  7. I must have missed all those members of the MSM at Jesus Camp in the clip I saw.

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